I need one funny female monolgue?

-for a tv audition and the one i have now is super lame pleas ei just need one

or a legit website that can give me one quickCan you not do one from a movie? www.imsdb.com is a sceenplay database, and there are plenty of comedies there. I don't know what type of characters you play or what they're looking for, but there are a lot of movies. You should be able to pick something.part of "Love and Death" by Woody Allen:







It's a very complicated situation,

cousin Sonja.

I'm in love with Alexei. He loves Alicia.

Alicia's having an affair with Lev.

Lev loves Tatiana.

Tatiana loves Simkin.

Simkin loves me.

I love Simkin,

but in a different way than Alexei.

Alexei loves Tatiana like a sister.

Tatiana's sister loves Trigorian

like a brother.

Trigorian's brother

is having an affair with my sister,

who he likes physically,

but not spiritually.



Natasha, it's getting a little late.



The firm of Mishkin and Mishkin

is sleeping with

the firm of Taskov and Taskov.







Natasha, to love is to suffer.

To avoid suffering, one must not love.

But then one suffers from not loving.

Therefore, to love is to suffer.

Not to love is to suffer.

To suffer is to suffer.

To be happy is to love.

To be happy, then, is to suffer,

but suffering makes one unhappy.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love,

or love to suffer,

or suffer from too much happiness

I hope you're getting this down.



I never want to marry.

I just want to get divorced.





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The Vagina Monologues are hilarious!! And quite popular too, that would be your best choice.